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Salted Fish Become viral after ignoring the Love System! Chapter 18

Ning Xiaoyu asked, “So what are we going to do?”


The love system looks indignant,[what else can we do? Isn’t this group of people just using that set over and over again? ]


Some individuals don’t care about the method, even if the tools are unconventional, as long as the outcomes live up to their expectations.


Although the love system is not specific, Ning Xiaoyu still understands it. So why on earth does she understand? She seems to know too much.


Ning Xiaoyu was speechless. “So many people are unexpectedly so concerned about this little prince.”


[love system: it’s not small! Also, it’s a mature big prince (super loud).]


Now that he is a mature prince, shouldn’t he solve the problem by himself? Ning Xiaoyu was too lazy to deal with the love system, and she quickly made a choice.


As today’s protagonist, Lu Jingdu is dressed in a slim white suit, which makes him look more handsome and beautiful. There were many guests around him, all smiling.


They continue greeting him and wishing him a happy birthday. He is the day’s primary protagonist. Ning Xiaoyu would think the scenario in front of her is quite lovely if he isn’t so quick to attract trouble.


But unfortunately… Lu Jingdu easily gets into trouble.


Ning Xiaoyu put down the cold glass of water in her hand, talked to Shen Yue, and then walked slowly to Lu Jingdu. As a result, a waiter stepped ahead of her and walked in front of Lu Jingdu.


Naturally, the waiter shook his arm. The next instant, red wine was poured upon Lu Jingdu’s white suit from the tray.


The wine glass briefly clashed and created a sharp noise. The ground was covered with broken wine glasses. The carpet served as a buffer, saving the glasses from being smashed, but the wine was all over the place.


The whole hall was quiet for a few seconds. In a short time, there was a large pool of red wine liquid around Lu Jingdu.


The red wine trickled down the suit coat, and the liquor penetrated into the suit. Here and there, it was obviously impossible to wear it again. Because of this, Lu Jingdu’s Prince’s typical white attire was so quickly thrown aside.


The waiter looked at it and picked it out carefully. His acting skills were excellent. Seeing that he was successful, he quickly bowed his head and said in fear.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.”


A guest made a loud roast, “Why are you so clumsy?”


“What happened?”


“Can you afford to pay for the soiled clothes?”

Lu Jingdu himself was splashed with red wine, but he seemed very calm. Although he looked rather embarrassed, he was still calm and reserved, as if no matter what happened at the birthday party, it would not cause his mood to change.


Lu Jingdu’s aunt took advantage of the situation and said, “Jingdu, your clothes are dirty. Go to any empty room and change yourself. Go and come back quickly. Don’t keep the guests waiting.”


Lu Jingdu gave an expressionless hum and then strode to the staircase of the hotel against the watchful eyes of the guests.


Today, in order to facilitate guests’ rest, the second floor was reserved by the Lu family, and there are many empty rooms.


Seeing that he left, Ning Xiaoyu quickly chose to keep up. Yes, she chose B for the love task just now! She will remind Lu Jingdu to avoid this trouble smoothly.


Nevertheless, the young prince in general has to learn how to mature on his own. She can thus only assist him in this situation.


[love system: woman, you have no heart!]


Ning Xiaoyu: I’m already this considerate!


When the elevator door was about to close, Ning Xiaoyu took a step and followed into the elevator.
Soon, the elevator door closed.


Lu Jingdu was obviously surprised to see her. But entering the elevator is also very common. Guests are tired, and there are not a few who go to the second floor to rest.


Lu Jingdu didn’t speak. He nodded to her as a greeting. It’s his birthday today, but he doesn’t look very cheerful. His suit was dirty and looked a little messy.


The wine smell in the elevator is very strong. If you rub the suit, you may squeeze out a few glasses of red wine on the spot. Seeing that there was no one in the elevator except them, Ning Xiaoyu sighed gently at the bottom of her heart and said with a serious face.


“There is danger outside, remember to protect yourself.”


Lu Jingdu:???


He looked blank at first, and then he soon realized something. An accident flashed across his eyes and he just wanted to say something. At this time, Ning Xiaoyu took out a bottle of pepper spray for women from her bag and said to him with a solemn face.


“Maybe you need this?”


Lu Jingdu:


The love system was so excited that it screamed: [girl, sure enough, you still care about the movie king!]


Is it caring to give a bottle of pepper spray? You just said I had no heart!


The fact that the love system is a little extraordinary doesn’t bother Ning Xiaoyu because she believes that no matter how meticulous the mechanism of the love system is, there is still a significant gap between it and people who have sensitive and complicated feelings.


Lu Jingdu looked at the small bottle of pepper water and the “ladies only” label on it. He was silent for three seconds and said, “thank you, but there is no need.”


Ning Xiaoyu pursed his lips, “then you…”


Ding Dong.


They have reached the second floor. The elevator door happened to open at this time. Lu Jingdu didn’t step out first, but bowed his head and sent a text message to his personal assistant, asking him to come up now.


Although he has ordered several bodyguards, the personal assistant can send clothes. After sending the message, he looked at Ning Xiaoyu sideways and said, “there are a lot of empty rooms on the second floor. If you want to rest, you can choose anyone. Dial 222 on the room landline, and the staff can send free fruits and snacks. Tiramisu in this hotel tastes good, you can try it also.”


[love system: In the movie king said so many words to a person for the first time! All stories and wine began with “exception for you”. Woo woo, it’s too romantic! It’s really too romantic!]


The love system’s words went into Ning Xiaoyu’s one ear and out the other.


She nodded, “I know. Go and change your clothes quickly.”


The love system said faintly, “the movie emperor is a little cleanliness mania. His clothes are so dirty that he can’t just change a suit. He must take a bath!]


Ning Xiaoyu shrugged. So, what does it have to do with her whether Lu Jingdu takes a bath or changes clothes? Anyway, she has completed the love task, reminded the movie emperor, and made him prepare in advance.


Now, she can also retire with success. In just a few days, she has accumulated many love points, which shows how often the love system issues tasks.


She will strike several times sooner or later!

Ning Xiaoyu chose a room and dialed 222. Soon, the front desk of the hotel picked up the microphone and asked, “Hello, what can I do for you?”


Ning Xiaoyu was not at all polite. “Please send a glass of orange juice, a tiramisu, and a little fruit to room 2106.”


“OK. Is there anything else you need?”


“No more.”


After hanging up the phone, Ning Xiaoyu lay comfortably in bed, waiting for her dessert to arrive.

Ning Xiaoyu watched and ate a lot at the birthday party just now, but in fact, the food at the birthday party was small and exquisite, and she was embarrassed to eat it too many times, so she was not full.


She turned on the TV in the hotel, watching TV dramas while waiting for food. The hotel staff was very efficient, and they delivered what she needed in a short time.

She couldn’t wait to taste tiramisu. Before she had a second taste, the angry voice of the love system rang out in her ear again. [Girl, yesterday a seven-digit sum was transferred to the account of the movie emperors’ personal assistant. What this means, you should already know! The Movie emperor gave his room number and requested him to stand watch at the entrance, but The Assistant never showed up.

At this time, you can——

A: Make a scene on the spot and achieve perfect results!


B: Knock on the door and enter the movie king’s room until he finishes taking a bath!


C: Knock on the door and enter the movie king’s room until someone brings a new suit and he changes his clothes!]


Ning Xiaoyu really wondered, “so, what’s the difference between option B and option C?”


[the love system rubs your fingers: The options still have a huge gap. Girls, there are a ton of options available at every step of development. Your future life will alter as a result of your various decisions. Sometimes these changes won’t be visible, but other times they could be, and that could affect your course in life. Therefore, don’t devalue any potential choices.]


After all, a small butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane.


[the love system raises its hand and swears: I know that tasks have been issued frequently recently, but this is not a situation that happens frequently! I promise I’ll give you a full day’s leave! Within a day, there will be no task!]


So what good is a single day off? Ning Xiaoyu, however, wished to transport the Buddha to the West. It wasn’t logical. She had previously assisted everyone and then given up. Otherwise, were her prior efforts simply go in vain?


It happened that she knew Lu Jingdu’s room number, which Lu Jingdu took the initiative to tell her. In front of the elevator, when the two were parting, Lu Jingdu said she could go to him if there was something wrong.


Ning Xiaoyu left the room and walked to the door of Lu Jingdu’s room. The love system is so excited that the system core is faintly hot. It now dare not make suggestions, for fear that the host will not follow the routine and choose the answer randomly.


Options B and C look similar, but the length of time the host stays in the room is different, and the number of pictures he imagines is also different. Unfortunately, it has limited permissions and cannot set three similar options. Rounding it out, they are both staying in a hotel room at the same time.


Under the excited and expectant eyes of the love system, Ning Xiaoyu sat directly at the door of the movie emperor’s room, her hands on her knees, and said seriously to the love system, “don’t worry, with me here, no one can be in danger!”


With that, Ning Xiaoyu took out a handful of pecans and a plastic bag from her pocket and began to eat pecans at the front door of the movie emperor.


Recently, she has done too many multiple-choice questions, so she is going to eat more walnuts to make up for it.


Love system:???


So, can the “play on the spot and achieve perfect results” option can be used like this? Why is it different from its imagination every time?

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Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When Ning Xiaoyu, an 18th Line star, participated in a variety show, she happened to meet a popular actor who was taking a nap in the lounge. The man leaned against the wide floor-to-ceiling windows, his long legs stretched freely. The afternoon sun shines through the glass windows and falls on him unscrupulously. His profile face was illuminated by the morning light, so handsome that he did not look like a real person. When Ning Xiaoyu was about to politely back away, a line of characters suddenly appeared in front of her [ Girl, do you want to be popular? Want to enjoy the sensation of being in the limelight? As long as you get the favor of the actor, you can have all of this. At the moment, the actor is resting in the room, you can; A: steal a kiss from the actor B: secretly take a photo of the actor’s handsome sleeping posture C: accompany the actor tenderly for ten minutes ] Ning Xiaoyu waited for a while and found that she had to choose an option. After that, she reluctantly chose the letter C option. The love system was so excited that it rubbed its hands together: Come on, girl! Then it watched Ning Xiaoyu sit down beside the actor, took out the melon seeds that she carried with her, and began knocking melon seeds. The love system that is waiting for the sugar hit: Something seems not right? ? ?


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