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Salted Fish Become viral after ignoring the Love System! Chapter 27

There is no need to think about it. Ning Xiaoyu chose C as the first choice. She didn’t anticipate finding such a straightforward solution task set up by the love system one day. Naturally, Ning Xiaoyu possesses massage hammers; but, if she sends Lu Jingdu, she is devoid of them.


But it’s not a big problem. Shen Yueyue sent her a message and asked her if she would go for a massage. Ning Xiaoyu responded that she has something to do now.


After returning the news, Ning Xiaoyu went to find Lu Jingdu with a massage hammer. When she reached the door of Lu Jingdu, the door was still closed. After she knocked three times, the door opened from the inside.


Ning Xiaoyu didn’t wait for Lu Jingdu to speak, so she just gave him the massage hammer in her hand and said, “You’re sick of driving a little three rounds today. Enjoy this massage on your own.”


[the love system screams: what if the movie star hammers himself and goes to someone for a massage!]


Ning Xiaoyu quickly added, “Finding a blind massage therapist is not essential. This massage tool is highly practical. Anywhere that is sour, knock it. If there is nothing else to do, you may knock it.”


The massage hammer is very soft. It’s Ning Xiaoyu’s heart. It has been with her for many years and has been very easy to use. Now it’s given to Lu Jingdu. Ning Xiaoyu is really reluctant to part with it.


She gives Lu Jingdu a demonstration with empty hands. “You can hammer the back, leg, and waist with this hammer.”


Lu Jingdu is holding a hammer in his hand. Although he does not understand why Ning Xiaoyu gave him this, he still accepts the present when he sees Ning Xiaoyu’s face and his eyes glued to the hammer.


Before he could speak, Ning Xiaoyu hurriedly said goodbye and left. She was anxious to get a massage from a blind masseur. When Ning Xiaoyu arrived at the hall, there were only two guests in the hall, one was Shen Yueyue and the other was Xi Rui. None of the other guests came.


Maybe some of them have already slept and are too lazy to toss about. It happened that there were three blind masseurs, one of them, just right. If there is more, they would need to wait.


Ning Xiaoyu went straight to bed and waited for the masseur to press her shoulders and legs. The three masseuses are old aunts in their forties and fifties, with calluses on their hands. It seems that their massage skills are very good.


Ning Xiaoyu lies on the bed, looking forward. It happens that she is really tired after a busy today. She needs a massage to loosen her muscles and bones. When she closed her eyes and was ready to enjoy the massage comfortably, a deep and pleasant voice suddenly sounded behind her.


“So you sent me a massage hammer because you were afraid that I would rob your masseur?”


Ning Xiaoyu was stunned. She opened her eyes subconsciously. She happened to see the movie star with his hands in his pockets and leaning against the wall.


Shen Yueyue heard this conversation and covered her mouth and asked softly, “So, sending the movie emperor a massage is what you just said?”


At instantly, two questions came. Ning Xiaoyu was really unsure about which question to respond to begin. She did nothing more than cover her ears with her hands while acting as though the salted fish was not listening and was not being questioned.


Shen Yueyue: sisters are a little too cute!


Ning Xiaoyu just wants to enjoy the massage, but the love system does not let her go easily.


[girl, you left too quickly just now, as if you were perfunctory to the film emperor. The original intention of giving him a massage is to let the film emperor keep his male virtue and not let the masseur give him a massage. But now he misunderstands and thinks you are afraid that he will rob you of the masseur.


At this time, you can——


A: Further and more concretely show your possessiveness to him.


B: Give him some compensation for love! Attention, it is the compensation of love!


C: And the movie emperor! Comfort his broken heart.]


Seeing these three options, Ning Xiaoyu has a large basket of words to say, but she does not know where to start.


Ning Xiaoyu: “I have a word that I want to say now.”


The love system happily asks, “what is it?” Do you want to praise it?


Ning Xiaoyu said, “please wash and sleep.”


Love system:


I have no idea what option A is. She will be pleased to refer him to the masseuse who gives her a massage after she finishes giving him one if the movie star requests one. After all, enjoying life is something that is quite vital.


As for B. What is the compensation of love? And the last C, let’s not say that the movie star’s heart is not hurt. Did she paste her face to the movie star? Is it difficult for her to stick her face to the movie star and Huo Xiangxiang?


No, No. That’s too boring. The masseur didn’t know whether to start or not. At this time, Ning Xiaoyu pulled something out of her pocket with a sad face.


“After giving you this, I really can’t find anything else.”


Her pocket is about to be emptied. After hearing this, several guests all took advantage of the situation and put their eyes on Ning Xiaoyu.


When Shen Yueyue saw what Ning Xiaoyu was holding, she chuckled, “what is this? It looks like a hand.”


Ning Xiaoyu looked at the “not asking people” in her hand and said with a deep face.


“This is something that can make you happy.” At least Ning Xiaoyu is happy every time he uses this.



Fortunately, she has the habit of eliminating the poison after each use. After giving it to the movie star, he can use it directly without asking anyone to scratch it. Ning Xiaoyu once again explained the demonstration of Lu Jingdu. After all, movie stars don’t seem to eat people’s fireworks, and they probably don’t use the kind of things that the old people often use.


She said, “put this into your clothes and scratch it here and there. You’ll be very happy.”

Yes, Ning Xiaoyu chose B.


[love system: is this the compensation of love? Is this the compensation of love?]


Ning Xiaoyu asked, “otherwise? I don’t want to ask people, but I have a good heart. It’s my favorite! I love it more than the massage. But now I give it to Lu Jingdu. Isn’t it compensation for love?”


This justification caused the love system to go silent. It appears to make sense, right? With the eyes of Xi Rui and Shen Yue watching him, Ning Xiaoyu unwillingly surrendered Lu Jingdu the unwelcome companion that had been traveling with for many years. One should be aware that if you purchase the same thing after learning how to utilize it, you might not get the same result.


“You can try it. It’s really useful.”


After completing the love task, Ning Xiaoyu can finally enjoy the massage she has not had for a long time. As she guessed, the massage skill of the massage master is really good, not light or heavy, and the strength is well handled.


She was almost asleep after being massaged. When it was over, Ning Xiaoyu felt that she was relieved. She slowly sat up from the bed and found that the movie star had not left.


He is still holding the “not asking for help” in his hand. To tell the truth, the “not asking for people” who only sold for a few yuan seemed to have grown taller in his hands.


When the two men walked back together, Ning Xiaoyu did not forget to remind them, “if you try, you won’t be fooled and you won’t suffer losses!”


Lu Jingdu looked at the smooth and round palm of his hand. It was obvious that the master often played with it.




The next day, Ning Xiaoyu got up refreshed. After she went downstairs, several other guests also went downstairs. At breakfast, the director assigned the day’s task.


“Today, dads continue to have a holiday, and guests take the place of dads to earn money to raise babies. It’s ok if you are singing on the street, brushing your face, and selling things, as long as you can earn money to buy milk powder for your baby. The group of guests who make the most money will get the status of a spokesperson of famous domestic cosmetic brands throughout the year. Which make-up brand should be kept secret first, and then I’ll give you another surprise. ”


[dancing grass, the program team’s big hand!]


[will it be a makeup brand under Hotshot group?]


[definitely do not. Huo Xiangxiang is in the movie king group. If so, it is unfair to other guests.]


[the program team can’t do this.]


[I’m relieved then.]


Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige discuss what to do. Ling Zige thought for a while and said, “don’t sell anything.” During ordinary times, fathers also set up stalls to sell vegetables and fruits. However, vegetables and the like are not expensive. They can be regarded as small profits and quick sales, and they won’t earn much.


Ning Yuwei pursed her lips. “Apart from street performances and this, is there anything else?”


Street performance is too low-grade. Ning Yuwei is impossible to choose. Ling Zige had also learned about the program “Hello dad” before.


He recalled it and said, “yes. There are also puppets to attract customers for group photos.”


But it’s hard to be a doll. You have to wear such heavy cartoon clothes and headgear to work. At the end of the day, there may not be many group photos, but people are tired and paralyzed. And wearing cartoon clothes will cover your face, so you can’t rely on the star effect.


After weighing, Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige chose to brush their faces to sell things. As for the other guests, Mu Jiajia’s group chose street performances, while Xi Rui’s group and Shen Yue’s group also chose street performances.


Shi Chao group chose to sell things. Ning Xiaoyu’s group chose to pose as puppets to attract customers for group photos.


When leaving, Shen Yue asked Ning Xiaoyu, “why don’t you choose to brush your face and sell things?”


With movie stars around, don’t worry about selling things. It’s because of the movie star around, that Ning Xiaoyu doesn’t want to choose to brush his face and sell things. The program team has a lot of stock. Even if it is sold all afternoon, it will definitely not be sold out. It is troublesome to think about it.

When the time comes, Lu Jingdu’s fans will swarm in. Won’t they have to sell things all afternoon?

In Ning Xiaoyu’s view, of course, it’s still easy to act as a puppet.


After the three groups of guests arrived in the city center, they quickly separated. Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu also changed their costumes. Ning Xiaoyu changed her clothes into the shape of a salted fish, and Lu Jingdu changed his clothes into a little bear.


As soon as they reached the center of the square, Ning Xiaoyu lay down on the stairs. Who wants to stand when you can lie down? And there are doll’s clothes on the bottom, so it’s not dirty even if you lie down.


The love system was afraid that Ning Xiaoyu would be rotten and immediately released a daily love task.


[girl, today is the first time you and the movie star have cooperated to make money. You are wearing the cartoon clothes of lovers, which is a good memory worth remembering. In order to have more common good memories in the future, you and the movie star should take pictures with at least ten groups of people today to earn money for milk powder for Xiangxiang drink!]


ten groups? It appears to be a little bit more. They won’t know when to worry if all they do is wait for onlookers to take a group shot of them.


After receiving the love task, Ning Xiaoyu immediately started to support herself. She had to hurry to earn milk powder money so that she could finish work early.


Generally speaking, she likes to finish the task as soon as possible. Because other time after completing the task can be allocated freely. With this in mind, Ning Xiaoyu turned over and immediately waved his arms enchanting to attract customers to take a group photos.


There is a sign beside them.


“A solo photo with two dolls costs 10 yuan, and a group photo with two dolls costs 15 yuan. Welcome to take a group photo.”


Mingming salted fish’s headcover is inlaid with two dead fish eyes. It looks lifeless and looks salty and lazy. However, the people in doll clothes move their arms flexibly to attract customers to take a group photo.


Once in a while, she would swing the fishtail to make a salted fish spike. Compared with the skill of the salted fish player, the little bear figure beside her looks a little stiff.


It seems that she can’t let go. There is a sharp contrast between the two. However, it attracted the attention of many passers-by at the first time. The salted fish sits on the ground, displaying various movements.


“Salted fish prickles.”


“Salted fish wagging its tail.”


“Saltfish with salt.”


“The salted fish lay flat.”


“Salted fish tickle.”


[laughing to death, it’s no doubt that Xiaoyu wears salted fish clothes.]


[what’s the most amazing thing? Xiaoyu has done so many moves that she can sit all the time! Or lie down! She just doesn’t stand!]


Xianyu Ning Xiaoyu: My last resistance is not standing.


[hahaha, it’s estimated that the movie stars on the side are all stunned and don’t know how to cooperate.]


[movie Emperor: just make a background plate.]


[the movie star’s money-making tool is a real hammer.]


In a short time, Ning Xiaoyu was surrounded by a large group of passers-by seeking a group photo.


“It was 15 yuan for two group photos, isn’t it? Then I’ll take a group photo with ‘salted fish pouring salt’ and ‘salted fish lying flat’.”


“Can I take a group photo three times? I like several movements.”


“I’m different. I want everything!”


“Does the little bear on the side come to make soy sauce? Why doesn’t the little bear do anything?”


“It doesn’t matter. It’s enough to take a photo with salted fish. Besides, one is lively and the other is dull. The contrast is great. It’s also very interesting.”


Ning Xiaoyu, who saw so many passers-by at once. Ning Xiaoyu was really shocked! Why do so many people suddenly want to take a group photo? The line is about to line up at the gate of a coffee shop.


I have been watching the whole process of the love system and thought carefully for a while before answering, “probably because the salted fish you play is particularly enchanting.”


Ning Xiaoyu:……….

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Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When Ning Xiaoyu, an 18th Line star, participated in a variety show, she happened to meet a popular actor who was taking a nap in the lounge. The man leaned against the wide floor-to-ceiling windows, his long legs stretched freely. The afternoon sun shines through the glass windows and falls on him unscrupulously. His profile face was illuminated by the morning light, so handsome that he did not look like a real person. When Ning Xiaoyu was about to politely back away, a line of characters suddenly appeared in front of her [ Girl, do you want to be popular? Want to enjoy the sensation of being in the limelight? As long as you get the favor of the actor, you can have all of this. At the moment, the actor is resting in the room, you can; A: steal a kiss from the actor B: secretly take a photo of the actor’s handsome sleeping posture C: accompany the actor tenderly for ten minutes ] Ning Xiaoyu waited for a while and found that she had to choose an option. After that, she reluctantly chose the letter C option. The love system was so excited that it rubbed its hands together: Come on, girl! Then it watched Ning Xiaoyu sit down beside the actor, took out the melon seeds that she carried with her, and began knocking melon seeds. The love system that is waiting for the sugar hit: Something seems not right? ? ?


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