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Salted Fish Become viral after ignoring the Love System! Chapter 84

It’s really no pressure for Ning Xiaoyu to play the queen. She just needs to be herself. At this moment, she is wearing complicated and gorgeous palace clothes, and she is lazily feeding the koi in the imperial garden. The koi in the pond swarmed in, one by one. The water was full of red and gold koi.

The lady in the palace looked sad, “Empress, the emperor hasn’t come to see you for a long time.”

The palace maid was almost angry, but the queen herself was indifferent. She patted the crumbs on her hands and lay lazily on the recliner. Her tone was lazy, “This empress is tired.”

Another maid asked obsequiously, “Do you need some lychees? They are still fresh.”

The afternoon sun was just in time, and the queen was drowsy. Hearing the words, she gave a hasty hum. The lady in the palace politely plucked the lychee and wanted to send it to the queen.

However, I don’t know whether the little actor was nervous or what. She peeled the lychees at random, and the juice of the lychees dropped on Ning Xiaoyu’s chin.

Director, “Cut!”

“How clumsy!!”

The performer of the palace maid, Han, apologized with trepidation, “I’m sorry, Director.”

The director took a loudspeaker in one hand and a fork in the other. “Am I the one you need to apologize to?”

“Sorry, Miss Ning, I’m too nervous.”

Ning Xiaoyu waved her hand. “It’s OK.”

She thought that playing the queen was a lighthearted job, and she could also be honest and aboveboard, but who would have thought it would be like this?

It seems that it is not easy. After seeing the clumsy Korean version, Ning Xiaoyu subconsciously thought of her cheap boyfriend. During her hospitalization, Lu Jingdu was responsible for her three meals a day. She just needs to open her mouth and wait for feeding. She doesn’t need to do anything else.

She also ate a lot of fruit because she was injured and needed nutrition. It’s a pleasure when Lu Jingdu feeds her. Why does she suffer so much now?

The love system giggles, [Girl, do you know how careful the movie star is? He cuts apples into pieces and forks them for you to eat; he peels oranges and cuts them into small pieces; he cuts off the seeds on honeydew melons with a knife; he peels and shells lychees and feeds them to you. TutTutTutTutTutTut, only through comparison can we show that some people are good.]

No wonder netizens always say that there is no harm without comparison, and some words are reasonable. The lychee water is very sticky. Ning Xiaoyu has to ask the makeup artist to remove her makeup from her chin and reapply it. Such a delay is a long time.

When Ning Xiaoyu lies back on the recliner again, she takes the initiative to ask, “Why don’t you change the fruit?”

Lychee has too much water and once stained, it is troublesome to wash. So lychees were replaced by small cherries. Ning Xiaoyu thought this time should be OK.

As a result, this time, the director not only shouted “cut”, but also she was almost stuck by cherry. I don’t know whether she was just unfortunate or a deliberate act. She choked the cherry when it was put into her mouth.

Ning Xiaoyu hurriedly sat up. After she vomited cherries, she coughed bitterly. At this time, one hand gently patted her back, and then a glass of water was put in front of her.
Ning Xiaoyu said thank you, and then drank a sip of water directly with his hand. The other side was also very cooperative and offered to feed her water.

During the main hospitalization, she saw this hand too many times. Some movements were purely instinctive. After drinking water, she felt much better. When she straightened up again, she found that the other actors looked at her with shocked faces.

“What is it?”
Love system Among the people who tightly hold themselves (Tongtong), they are almost indistinguishable from each other in terms of sweetness. [Because, young lady, you directly drink water by the hand of the movie emperor… drink water… this is a very intimate state.]

Ning Xiaoyu quickly responded. She and Lu Jingdu were in an underground relationship before. Except for them and an inanimate Tong, no one else knew about their relationship. The love system is very sophisticated, and the whole system is directly connected to the show.

[Girl, you have been unwilling to give the movie star a title. Because you think it is too troublesome to be with the movie star, you have to deal with fans and the media, and you hate trouble, so you and the movie star have been in a state of hidden love since you were together.]

This is true. Even the love system almost cheated itself. It is false not to be willing to give credit, and it is false to keep a hidden love state, but it is true to be afraid of trouble.

Therefore, the easiest to deceive people is the truth and falsehood are mixed. Ning Xiaoyu thought that this was really something she could do. She is really afraid of trouble.

As for whether she and Lu Jingdu really hide their love, she is going to ask him directly later. She doesn’t like to hide things in her heart, she likes to play straight ball. She forgot that she could only get the exact answer from her boyfriend.

Lu Jingdu calmly hands over the water cup to the assistant beside him, and calmly says, “Change the feeding to drumming, and the maids to others.”

“Sorry, Mr. Lu, I really didn’t mean to, I was too nervous.”

Lu Jingdu doesn’t answer. This reason has been used once, but the second time will have no effect. As the saying goes, no matter whether it is nervous or intentional, she has caused Ning Xiaoyu to choke.

The cast does not need such a clumsy, unprofessional, and inattentive actor. Lu Jingdu’s face director naturally wanted to give it, and the palace maid soon changed.

Maybe it was because of such a small episode, so the following actors were very nervous throughout the whole process. They were very careful when filming and beat Ning Xiaoyu’s leg. They were afraid of hurting her. Their strength was negligible.

Before shooting, Ning Xiaoyu thought that “food is fed by maids” and “legs are hammered by maids”, but she didn’t enjoy all these benefits.
However, Ning Xiaoyu didn’t ask for anything. After this scene, she was relieved.

The love system rubs hands, [If you feed a movie star, you should beat your legs. Don’t beat them at noon, because sooner or later the movie star will help you, hehehehehe.]

Ning Xiaoyu:… You don’t have to laugh so much.

Ning Xiaoyu will be able to fish again after shooting today’s play.

Other times, she stayed aside to watch Lu Jingdu filming. Different from the indifference shown by the empress, other concubines are eager to show their faces to the emperor.

Previously, it was to give food, but now it has gradually become the only way to crouch in the emperor’s arms. Of course, their schemes failed. Lu Jingdu, who is familiar with the principle of “ruthlessness of kings”, can be said to be the representative of incomprehensible customs.

It has to be said that the staffing of Emperor Jing coincides with some of Lu Jingdu’s personality. Ning Xiaoyu opened a bottle of mineral water. When she was ready to drink and watch, a frame appeared in front of her again.

[Girl, although it’s just acting, in the play, the movie star also firmly remembers the essence of male virtue. He has no affair with other concubines or physical contact, which gives your girlfriend a sense of security. Male virtue and male virtue, very good. So, should you give a little reward to the movie star who is so virtuous?
At this point, you can——
A: Feed the movie king lychees.
B: Give the actor a pinch.
C: Use a fan to blow the wind to the movie star.]

Ning Xiaoyu looked at the three options and was lost in thought. The love system knows that it is absolutely impossible for Ning Xiaoyu to make a choice. Even, she will have a wave of punishment acts to directly make her.

But now Ning Xiaoyu is not the one who had her heart sealed with cement before. Now, she is a new Ning Xiaoyu who has lost one year’s memory. It is a fish slowly melted by the patience of the movie star.

The love system saw that Ning Xiaoyu had not yet made a choice. Tong couldn’t believe it. Once again, he entered the drama directly, and the whole Tongyan’s acting skills were comparable to those of movie stars and queens.

The love system is affectionate. [Girl, you said you should be nice to the movie star before. He has hidden his love state with you all the way because of your lack of status. Later, he said he would not cooperate with you in the hidden marriage, and has been silent with you. He is a movie star who has done everything for you. What are you still hesitating about?]

In order to knock sugar, the love system has used all its skills. It is almost moved by these lies. Lu Jingdu’s wave of assistants can only help him get here.

Ning Xiaoyu thinks of Lu Jingdu’s way of protecting her, feeding her water, and taking care of her carefully. She doesn’t believe that they are not lovers. Whether their relationship is systematic or not, she will know the answer later. She will ask directly.

The addition of a boyfriend is not a trouble at present. If what the system says is true, it’s better to enjoy it. If it is false, hehe
The love system is inexplicably cold.

With this in mind, Ning Xiaoyu chose A. It wasn’t to feed Lu Jingdu with lychees, but she wanted to eat them herself. In order to shoot TV plays, the program team has prepared a lot of lychees. After they have been distributed to the staff, there is still a lot left.  Ning Xiaoyu asked the staff for a bowl, a pair of gloves, and a fork.

Then she began to peel the lychees. When she Lu Jingdu peeled lychees, Ning Xiaoyu thought it was an easy job, but when it was her turn to do it, it was still a bit cumbersome.

Moreover, it is not a simple matter to peel off the stone and keep the intact and appetizing lychee. Ning Xiaoyu eats the peeled ones by herself, and she keeps the rest for Lu Jingdu. When Lu Jingdu comes over after filming, Ning Xiaoyu forks a piece of litchi and feeds it directly to Lu Jingdu.

Lu Jingdu:!

Seeing Lu Jingdu’s stunned and unresponsive face, Ning Xiaoyu can’t help wondering how she treated him before. How bad should she be to him to feed a mouthful of lychee, which makes people feel flattered?

It seems that she was really insincere to him before. But this is really something she can do. Fortunately, in addition to salted fish, Ning Xiaoyu also has a good character, that is, she will return. She has always believed in reciprocity.

If others are good to her, she will be good to others. If others treat her badly, she will withdraw her kindness to others. To put it bluntly, is to distinguish between love and hate. Moreover, if the “other person” is Lu Jingdu, it seems not impossible. Ning Xiaoyu looks around and finds that there is no one here except her and Lu Jingdu. Since there is no one, it is no problem to whisper.

Thinking that Lu Jingdu has been talking about underground love with her, she whispered, “I will treat you better in the future.”

“OK.”

Ning Xiaoyu thought for a moment and said tentatively, “Let’s open our relationship public in a few days.”

Love system: ha?

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Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

咸鱼无视恋爱系统后爆红了
Score 8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When Ning Xiaoyu, an 18th Line star, participated in a variety show, she happened to meet a popular actor who was taking a nap in the lounge. The man leaned against the wide floor-to-ceiling windows, his long legs stretched freely. The afternoon sun shines through the glass windows and falls on him unscrupulously. His profile face was illuminated by the morning light, so handsome that he did not look like a real person. When Ning Xiaoyu was about to politely back away, a line of characters suddenly appeared in front of her [ Girl, do you want to be popular? Want to enjoy the sensation of being in the limelight? As long as you get the favor of the actor, you can have all of this. At the moment, the actor is resting in the room, you can; A: steal a kiss from the actor B: secretly take a photo of the actor’s handsome sleeping posture C: accompany the actor tenderly for ten minutes ] Ning Xiaoyu waited for a while and found that she had to choose an option. After that, she reluctantly chose the letter C option. The love system was so excited that it rubbed its hands together: Come on, girl! Then it watched Ning Xiaoyu sit down beside the actor, took out the melon seeds that she carried with her, and began knocking melon seeds. The love system that is waiting for the sugar hit: Something seems not right? ? ?

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