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Salted Fish Become viral after ignoring the Love System! Chapter 92

It is such a thing that ordinary people will feel dull and tired subconsciously when they hear it. For Ning Xiaoyu, her nightmare when she was a student was the 800 meter long run.

Therefore, she had a label on her at that time, which was called “a college bully who barely passed the 800 meter test”.

The feeling of knowing that you will exercise later is probably the same as hearing the alarm in the morning and knowing that you are going to get up and go to work or school. Now, however, Lu Jingdu says sports can also be fun and not boring.

Love system, [girl, Go swimming with the movie star, hey hey hey!]

Ning Xiaoyu took a look at the option, and it is OK to choose B, but it is unnecessary. “Can’t you be a little more forthright? So what are you doing?”

The love system is stunned, [Girl, do you know what is the interest between lovers?]

This sentence was automatically filtered by Ning Xiaoyu.

Love system:

However, the progress of the host is a victory. It can’t let a straight girl without a girl’s heart turn into a kind of love. It’s good to make progress every day. Finally, Ning Xiaoyu followed his heart and chose A.

She said to Lu Jingdu, “Just try.”

Then she added, “I’ll go up and change my bathing suit first.”

She is still wearing pajamas, so it is inconvenient to enter the water. Because country Y has many oceans, she had planned to visit the island at the beginning, so she specially brought a lot of swimsuits.

When Ning Xiaoyu came back to her room, the love system always talked like an old maid. [Girl, you are still so young, you should stop wearing that super old-fashioned, black or navy one piece conservative bathing suit. Of course, I didn’t mean this kind of bathing suit was bad, I mean you can actually…]

Wear the more beautiful one. Next, the love system didn’t say anything, because it was shocked on the spot. Look, what does it see! It actually saw its host and took the super beautiful bathing suit to the bathroom to change it!

The next few seconds are a long mosaic time. When Ning Xiaoyu left the bathroom and the mosaic time ended, the moment she saw her bathing suit, the love system was shocked again.

The love system is stuttering. [Young girl, when did you buy this bathing suit?]

Ning Xiaoyu tied his long hair into two ponytails and replied, “Before.”

The CPU of the love system can’t turn around. [I didn’t notice! This bathing suit is… really beautiful.]

Ning Xiaoyu said lightly, “What do you think of the big money this year?”

The love system was really surprised by the change of the host. It thought that its host would still wear the one-piece bathing suit that was used to record Hi, My Friends.

Unexpectedly, it once again guessed the host’s plan wrong. The popular swimsuit color on the host is girl pink, which is charming and lively, as well as sexy, showing her good figure. This pink and tender color, together with the white and tender skin of its host, appears to have a first-class visual sense.

The handle should be first-class. Ning Xiaoyu wears ugly clothes, and the love system is sad. Ning Xiaoyu is too good-looking, and her love system is a bit sad. It stammered, [Will it be too painful for the movie star later?]

Who can bear this? Ning Xiaoyu puts on a bathrobe and walks downstairs. The place where she and Lu Jingdu live is very clean. Neither of them likes to be disturbed by outsiders, so only their two tourists live around. When she got downstairs, she took off her bathrobe.

Before going into the water, she didn’t forget to remind Lu Jingdu, “I can swim for ten minutes at most.”

Seeing her bathing suit, Lu Jingdu is stunned for a few seconds. Apparently, he is in love with her. Like an Ai system, he also thought Ning Xiaoyu would wear a one-piece bathing suit. After all, that’s what she used to wear on the show. After being stunned for a few seconds, Lu Jingdu reacts. He coughed and hid his slight embarrassment.

“OK. The next ten minutes should not disappoint you.”

With that, Lu Jingdu directly jumped into the pool from the edge of the pool with a graceful gesture. Then he came out of the pool, wiped his face with water, and extended his hand to Ning Xiaoyu at the edge of the pool.

“Xiaoyu, come here.”

Ning Xiaoyu hands her hand to him. Then, Lu Jingdu drags her into the pool. The next second, the water tank exploded layers of white spray, and waves spread out in circles.

She was like a deer, and she bumped into Lu Jingdu’s arms. The temperature of the swimming pool in summer is appropriate, which will not make people feel cold but rather cool and comfortable.

Lu Jingdu chuckles, shakes his chest, and asks, “Have you seen the water ballet?”

Ning Xiaoyu heard this question and said, “Yes.”

Synchronized swimming is one of the Olympic events. How could she not have seen it?

Lu Jingdu nodded, “OK.”

The love system screamed with excitement, [What does the movie star mean? Do you want to experience underwater ballet?]

It should be……, right?

Before Ning Xiaoyu could speak, Lu Jingdu held her and dived into the water. Then, they directly rotated 180 degrees under the water, becoming a head down and foot up position.

This is a common action in a water ballet. It is very difficult, or almost impossible, for ordinary people to do such actions. However, Lu Jingdu has a good foundation.

After Ning Xiaoyu binds to the system, his flexibility and so on have gone up to a new level. Therefore, they made this pose easily. However, even though Ning Xiaoyu did not have a binding system and was led by Lu Jingdu, she also completed this action.

Love system, [Ah ah ah, the movie star really wants to take you to experience water ballet!]

Ning Xiaoyu’s thinking became a little slow at this time because Lu Jingdu began to hold her and take her to slowly rotate under the water for 360 degrees.

She can feel the wave of the current, soft and gentle. It’s really not boring at all, but it’s a little… too exciting. The underwater environment is quiet, probably because she has a pair of hands firmly holding her and taking her, so she has no fear.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t bring her swimming goggles, so she closed her eyes underwater and rotated several times. When she felt dizzy, she felt a touch of warmth on her lips. Then air came to her mouth.

Love system: [% @ #…!!]

It may be that the underwater signal is not very good. Ning Xiaoyu didn’t hear what the love system said. She was just taken to swim underwater. This time, it’s not water ballet. There are not many fancy moves, but simply in the pool Maybe it is because she doesn’t have much swimming experience, so the water ballet doesn’t last long.

The gentle water is surging around. Ning Xiaoyu can feel the buoyancy of the water. The water everywhere kisses her and wraps her. At first, Ning Xiaoyu thought it was too exciting, but slowly she found some fun in swimming. She felt as if she had become a fish, swimming around at the bottom of the pool.

Ning Xiaoyu has never tried to hold his breath underwater for as long as possible. This time, she could get a general idea.
However, the data are inaccurate. Because she has external air input. When she came out of the water again and began to breathe, the excited voice of the love system was about to break through the sky!

[Girl, the movie star and you kiss underwater for nine minutes! Nine minutes!]

Ning Xiaoyu slow-turning brain began to resume its work. She calmed down her fierce heartbeat and said, “It’s not kissing, it’s crossing the air.”.

Love system: […]

Are there any differences between the two?  After choking on the host’s words for a while, the love system said cheerfully, [plus the time he took you to the water handstand, it was just ten minutes!]

The movie star’s precise control of time makes the love system amazing. It will not make you exercise longer if you have agreed to do so for at most ten minutes. It’s the right number!

Because if it takes longer, the salted fish king may be really impatient. Lu Jingdu’s breath is a little short. After the fierce exercise, his whole body radiates dazzling brilliance.

After a moment’s delay, he raised his mouth slightly, wiped some water on his face, and asked, “How is it? Is it OK?”

At first, the sense of experience was not so good. It’s really beautiful to watch others perform water ballet, but it’s too exciting to stand on your own head when it’s your turn.

But slowly, Ning Xiaoyu found the joy of playing in the pool. As time went by, she even felt that it was not impossible to play longer than ten minutes. To tell the truth, this experience is really good.

So Ning Xiaoyu nodded, looked at Lu Jingdu’s slightly expectant eyes, and honestly expressed his approval, “Yes.”

Lu Jingdu exhaled, “You can do it.”

Ning Xiaoyu is just about to swim to the swimming pool, when she finds Lu Jingdu holding her waist with one hand and paddling across the water with the other hand, taking her to swim to the pool.

Ning Xiaoyu: “??”

Lu Jingdu explained in a low voice as he swam, “You said ten minutes at most, so I won’t let you do more for the part beyond ten minutes.”

The love system, [Ah ah ah! The movie star is really superior! This means that all the more strength, all of it! Then will it be… hehe.]

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Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!

咸鱼无视恋爱系统后爆红了
Score 8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2021 Native Language: Chinese
When Ning Xiaoyu, an 18th Line star, participated in a variety show, she happened to meet a popular actor who was taking a nap in the lounge. The man leaned against the wide floor-to-ceiling windows, his long legs stretched freely. The afternoon sun shines through the glass windows and falls on him unscrupulously. His profile face was illuminated by the morning light, so handsome that he did not look like a real person. When Ning Xiaoyu was about to politely back away, a line of characters suddenly appeared in front of her [ Girl, do you want to be popular? Want to enjoy the sensation of being in the limelight? As long as you get the favor of the actor, you can have all of this. At the moment, the actor is resting in the room, you can; A: steal a kiss from the actor B: secretly take a photo of the actor’s handsome sleeping posture C: accompany the actor tenderly for ten minutes ] Ning Xiaoyu waited for a while and found that she had to choose an option. After that, she reluctantly chose the letter C option. The love system was so excited that it rubbed its hands together: Come on, girl! Then it watched Ning Xiaoyu sit down beside the actor, took out the melon seeds that she carried with her, and began knocking melon seeds. The love system that is waiting for the sugar hit: Something seems not right? ? ?

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